Greg: Look, I didn't tank Hostess. The employees refused a pay cut. It's there fault.
I can't help but notice you have pretty expensive cars, a helicopter on your lawn and yacht in mansion's pool?
Greg: Dam that Jim. He's always leaving the yacht in the pool. I'm not inviting you over to any more board member parties.
Do you think now is the right time to be having a party? The American public is pretty outraged.
Greg: They're only pissed because I've taken away their Twinkies. Think about. American's have been complaining about corporate greed for years now but you name and they keep on buying. In the old days people boycott. But Americans are like fattened cows. Mooo! I want my Hoho. Frankly, this shit storm caught me by surprise.
Well, Greg, speaking shit-strorms I've heard through the grapevine your bowls have been like hurricane Sandy during the storm surge?
Greg: Yes, well my tummy's been very upset. I'll probably be the most hated man in America for few weeks. It's not everyday that a man get's pass 18,000 employees of onto the United States government.
You say that like it's a kind of privilege?
Greg: Ha, ha. So funny. But seriously, didn't you know this is the reason we spent millions on lobbyists and campaign donations? I've made fortune. I mean a fucking fortune and that's not including the bonus I'll get for selling off the assets. In other countries I might be considered a criminal, but not in the United States. And check it out. Thanks to my new found celebrity I'm now the spokesperson for Pepto Bismol's new Pepto CEO. America's the only country in the world where I get famous and rich for screwing 18,000 people. God Bless America.
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